You know your day s*cks big time when
- Your furry diva is sick and pukes in a 15 minutes cycle.
- Your little one gets bored b/c you´re trying the very best to clean up the mess.
- He decides to add some fun to the day by unzipping his bean bag.
- You don´t get it b/c your cleaning up doggie puke.
- He empties the bean bag.
- Billions of tiny little styrofoam balls are rolling over the floor.
- You know your time slot for cleaning up the additional mess is limited to about 7 minutes.
- You were wrong: 2 minutes.
- You fill the styrofoam into a huge garbage bag to store it and refill after washing the empty bean bag and the garbage bag BURSTS b/c you get stuck at the living room table.
- Once again... billions of stryofoam balls are flying through your home.
- Instead of having a snow-white floor you´re having a snow-white living room.
- The dog pukes again.
- Yes, you find styrofoam balls in your coffee.
Disclaimer: No, this is NO April Fool´s Prank!
© by Sanni.
